sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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