Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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