Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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