Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
