oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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