he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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