Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
