how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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