I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
