My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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