Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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