i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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