oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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