Porn is love you can see.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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