So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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