Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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