he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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