8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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