We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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