Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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