even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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