I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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