All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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