If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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