I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize