talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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