I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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