No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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