Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if i died would you start the facebook group?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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