Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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