Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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