ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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