I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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