New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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