I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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