So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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