Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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