A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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