addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
