Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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