Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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