I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it's like iHOP with fire
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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