I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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