I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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