you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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