I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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