I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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