is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm too high and old for this...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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