And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize
