I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
