Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize