You're completely useless in the revolution.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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