i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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