smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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