Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Help. Why am I so naked?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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