Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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