we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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